Snippets from my training session with people from a totally alien culture (that apparently annihilates grammar)
- Don’t discuss the these things
- We can tell you off the line
- We want to extend our footprint on the PAN India
- Why we are doing this, in the real life, we will not be doing this maalik
- You are fresh, you don’t know what CR, BPMS, BCPDR, FMEA means. Everyone else knows.(So basically sod off, you’re not part of us unless you can speak this incoherent language)
- I din got you
- Boss, I can talk and sell. Now you tell me ki HoW I can use this e-CRM for my pro'ject
2 comments:
Quite nice. I remember a friend of mine writing to me about some managers' summit he attended in his company soon after joining. A sample line from that meeting: "I am not denying that there is a lack of problem."
I'm still trying to figure out whether or not there is a problem. I get lost in the multiple negatives every time.
hehe...you're right...left me quite confused too.
By the way, I am still thinking.
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